Well I was going to make this into a series but it turns out that it wasn’t even close to that! I’m going to do three parts. As a matter of fact, I ended it last night. This only lasted for a week .. a WHOLE WEEK. I mean who does that? Has my life really come to this? Or maybe men aren’t respectful any more? Yeah that’s it! Well, let me skip to Tuesday.
So, I decided that I wanted to go to church on Wednesday and we’re going back and forth and I told him. “Hey you know what let’s meet this evening and grab a bite to eat after my spinning class”. Dude proceeds to tell me something sexually explicit. Y’all know what I mean. I chuckle and was like. “Yeah okay but for real let’s meet up”! He was like. “Okay, where”? So we agree on destination and I am thinking okay maybe this is going to be cool. Maybe he’s a nice guy.
So I’m tortured through spinning class but I worked up an appetite. Okay, so I call him, no answer. All right cool, so I texted him too and told him that I was trying to get in touch with him. No response. Ookayyyy. That’s cool also. So around 8:20 I whip my car around and I stop and get me something to eat and I go home so I can catch American Horror Story. Let’s pause because I know some of y’all have some questions.
Did I call or text him again? Nope.
Did I go to the restaurant to meet him? Nope, something told me to stay in the gym parking lot until almost 8:30 then I decided to leave.
Let’s move on.
All right, so, I get home strip down and lay in my bed and eat my food. I don’t get a phone call or a text from him until and hour later. Yeah that’s right, this fool sends me a text saying that he’s sorry and on his way. I look at the phone and I said.
“On the way where, I’m at home”!
“Well, I’m getting gas right now”.
“Okay good for you but I’m not meeting you I’m in the bed”.
“Well my sister had my car”.
Skirtt! Hold up! His sister? He told me he lived with his uncle and aunt.
“Okay, you said you live with your uncle and aunt”?
“Yeah and my cousin had to use my car”?
Hold it, hold it, hold it! (In my NeNe voice) Cousin, sister? Oh okay I see where this is going.
“Can I come over to see you”?
“Naw, you can’t I’m in bed and I’m not going to wake my mother up for you. But hold up, I thought you lived with your aunt and uncle”?
“Yes I do, I live with them and sister, cousin, you know 1st cousin”?
I burst out laughing because dude sound ridiculous. And I noticed that he’s not man enough to pick up the phone and talk to me. I’m trying to watch the show and he’s interrupting it! Dang it!
“Well whatever why didn’t you just pick up the phone and call me”. (hint-hint) If you don’t communicate with me then obviously you’re not interested or you’re hiding something”.
Crickets. No text for about ten minutes.
“Well I thought that we could still meet up that’s why”.
“How can I make it up to you”? He texted me back.
“You like me right, then figure it out”.
“Ok I’ll take you to restaurant, we eat, I kiss you the whole time WALLAH”!
GROSS! Naw Playa, it aint gonna work out that way!
“LOL well, I’m going to church tomorrow so how about you join me”?
“I will join you but will we eat dinner together afterwards”?
I didn’t text him until my show was over.
“If the spirit allows me to then we will”.
“Ok will pray for you”.
HAHAHA. You’re manipulating prayers won’t work on me!
“The service starts at 7 I’ll send you the info good night”.
“Good night angel”.
I looked at the text roll my eyes and proceed to lurk on Instagram for a while before going to bed.
Stay tuned for part three!