Ain’t no Funeral Bih! Obama is still my President

Comedy in the White House!

I really try to avoid politics because there are too many opinions out there. I feel like if I state how I feel then people will get upset. At this point now I feel like opinions are like a-holes everybody has one.  This is a disclaimer : I am not anti-Trump. I am anti- Tom foolery, coonery, Klanism (yeah I made that word up) racist, sexism,ageism ETC. You get the picture.  So, without further ado I give to you Comedy in the white house from a comedic perspective by yours truly!

Goodness Gracious Lord have mercy! Donald Trump aka 45 aka Celebrity Apprentice aka Twitter fingers aka Cheeto man aka POTUS but not really a POTUS aka Mr. Grab em by the Kitty Kat aka Blame it on Obama aka RHOWH (Real House wives of White house) aka Fake News ( even though I do agree with that to a certain extent)has been doing the most!

We’ve seen most of his staff  quit or get terminated (via Twitter). We’ve seen scandal after scandal. There’s been so much scandal that I think Shonda Rhimes need go on and follow 45 around with cameras for the next three years! Who needs Kerry Washington when the whole cast is literally on the news every day?   From James Comey to Stormy Daniels, 45 has a lot of work cut out for himself!  In thirty-one years of my life I’ve never seen a president like this!

Last week former FLOUTS Barbara Bush was laid to rest. D.T. Jr. took it to twitter and wrote his condolences. Whoever is in charge of putting out the letters for 45 obviously got the dates wrong and had the years mixed up.  Talk about bad timing!

Then the day of the home going service we see Melania Trump aka The first Kim K. before there was a Kim K aka FLOUTS but not really FLOUTS aka the- side –chick- turned- into -wife -who -got cheated -on -with –another- side-chick- was solo dolo! 45 was nowhere to be found. He is so disrespectful!

Trump probably woke up that morning and was like “Aint no funeral bih! I gotta go to Japan, Egypt, or somewhere”! He probably went back to bed and slept until noon!  How you not going to show up and pay your respects? That’s just tacky!

My two favorite people up; President Barak Obama and FLOTUS Michelle Obama! Honey when I tell you Michelle came there to slay! Her hair was on point and her dress was cute! They walked in side by side holding hands. They have so much class! I don’t’ care what you say Barak is still President in my eyes.

On the cool I sort of felt bad for Melania because she was by herself. I felt more embarrassed for her.  Then, when I saw the picture they took  at the repast she didn’t seem upset at all!

She looked more relaxed than anything!  I laughed so hard. I can only imagine what she goes through or what every woman has went through with Twitter fingers.  It’s such a shame when you think about it. I mean can you imagine waking up to 45 every morning with out his wig on? Oh goodness I think I just threw up in my mouth! You know what I’m going to end it on that note.

So, that’s it for now folks! Until next time!

 

 

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Twitter fingers demands a what?

On today’s Comedy in the White House.. a Comedic Prospective in Politics.

Word on the street Trump is demanding an apology from ESPN that my new best friend Jemele Hill tweeted out last week. “Donald Trump is a white supremacist who has largely surrounded himself with other white supremacists”.

When I saw the tweet I laughed. I laughed my behind off because the tweet was accurate. I mean the saying is true in this case, “Birds of a feather flock together” . I mean look at the people Trump has been surrounding himself around! He was probably raised to think that way about people of color, women and everything!

So, the Trumphive ( hahaha sorry Bey stans) was upset and was like .”She’s sooo disrespectful”! “She needs to be fired”! “Fire that nigglet”! “Death to anyone who speaks ill of the best President since Ronald Reagan”! One tweet towards her even said “Blacks for Trump”!

Excuse me while I go vomit.

The only African -American’s that supports Trump are Diamond and Silk, Ben Carson, Steve Harvey and that preacher that lied about being a Nupe. Please don’t get upset that I said Steve Harvey; it’s too late to take back what he did. What about Kayne West you say?  Leave Kayne out of it. Ya’ll know Kanye be tripping!

Guess who tweets back? You guessed it right Trump.  He said “ESPN is paying a really big price for its politics (and bad programming), “People are dumping it in RECORD numbers. Apologize for untruth!”

The untruth? Bad grammar much Mr. President?

So EPSN was like. “Okay uh check this out white house and Mr. President. We addressed the issue with J. Hill she recognized what she said was inappropriate and it’s all good now”!

Trump and his hive was not happy at all! They were like ” No she needs to be fired”!  “See that’s black privilege itself”! “If the statement was towards Obama, then there would be smoke in they city”!   ESPN was like. “Naw we’re not firing her; we told you we spoke to her chill out. Technically it was her opinion anyway…look just squash it okay”!

Trump isn’t letting up he wants an apology! You know how spoiled rich people are. When they say or do something wrong they get a slap on the wrist!  Oh but if it’s someone else…sound the alarm.  Apologize to me because I’m important. What I said didn’t mean any harm. I didn’t know any better.  Apologize now or I’m going to throw a fit!

The difference between President Obama and Trump is that the comments made towards President Obama were racist.  Calling someone a monkey.  Putting a noose around his neck that’s wrong! Asking for his birth certificate because he’s bi racial is wrong!  People want to dish it but they can’t take it. You say all these terrible things about people but when it’s your turn you act like a victim!  PUH LESASE!

Real talk Trump is going to be waiting for this apology. He mind as well just move on to the next tweet because it aint happening!  There are way too many things going on in this world for him to be worried about ESPN.

Oh and the Trump hive aren’t bees they are more like Wasp. See no one likes Wasp! Just like that joke where they say Black people are like Monday’s. No one likes Mondays. Well, no one likes Wasp!

This is going to be the longest four years of my life.

 

 

Hard to say goodbye

I rarely speak about death because like other people; it’s an touchy subject for me.   Today I received news that one of my friends from work passed away due to illness. For some reason that overwhelmed me because yesterday  marked the third month of my grandmother’s passing.  I had no idea it had been that long. Seriously, I think everything happened so fast when my grandmother passed that I didn’t  get to mourn her.

Now, that I found out about my friend, I couldn’t take it anymore I cried so hard. I was just so sad.  I know when people pass away you say about how good of that person was and I can vouch and say she was a good person. She has been through so much with dealing with breast cancer and other personal issues. She continued to stay positive and believe that God had blessed her and still continued to do so. Now if that’s not faith  then I didn’t know what it was.

My grandmother was the same way! She was a praying woman. She was faithful and she put her trust in God no matter what!  So, when I find out about her passing, I felt selfishness come over me. I believe that God is a healer and he is our doctor. So, why is that these people aren’t healed? Why do they have to suffer? Why is that people who trust in God have to deal with these things?  I still don’t understand it.

I hear people say I’m just glad he/she doesn’t have to suffer anymore.  When I think about it, I know it’s truth. I know that both of those beautiful women are in a better place. They won’t have to suffer any longer. They are okay now. It doesn’t still take the hurt away.

 

Who cares!

I like to take the time out of my “busy” schedule to speak or should I say write about what’s going on in my mind. The title of the blog is WHO CARES!
This blog is for the people who care about the Kardashians, Miley or (Molly, hint hint) Cyrus as our people would call her. Chris Brown (even though I am a big fan) Beyonce, Jay and Blu-Ivy. The list goes on and on.

WHO CARES!
Okay so Khole Dash is married to an addict.. do you know how many people are addicted to drugs? I am sure some of us have addicts in our family. Who cares that the Jenner’s are getting a divorce? Have you seen the show? It’s obvious!
Who cares if Kayne says he’s a music genius and he’s rock and roll? Maybe you should get some confidence like him and say great things about yourself.

Who cares if NeNe got married again? ( even though I love me some NeNe) I ran into a lot of women who were getting married for the second and third time when I was a wedding consultant.

Lord knows I think the girl needs help but you know what.. Who cares about Molly (lol) Cryus twerking? She looks like an idiot and she knows it too! At the end of the day she and her family will have to look back at this. We ALL done crazy things in our lives… now was it as bad as Molly? Probably so… I know some of ya’ll twerked to “bands to make her dance”. So, who cares?

I’m Team Breezy all the way but I am tired of the Rhianna/ Breezy altercation. Yes he was WRONG for what he did, so was Ike, Mike Tyson, Welesy Snipes, and all the other men who was involved in domestic violence. Let’s just pray for him instead.

My last and favorite topic THE CARTERS!
Either you love her or hate them. Love to hate them. I have to admit that I was appalled that Bey lipped sync at The President’s inauguration, she was out-of-order for that. But, at the end of the day we all know Bey is fly! No matter how much you want to not admit it, she is. She’s come a long way. For some people to hate on her and say she doesn’t comb her child’s hair.. WHO CARES? I see some moms walking around looking nice and their child/children look as if the just rolled out of the crib.Hair not combed, bodies not washed, and dirty clothes.
While y’all are worried about them, we need to be worried about these people who are affected by this government shut down. These people are suffering because of what’s going on.
So all I’m saying is, keep your eyes and ears open to what’s going on. I think the media has screwed this world up with these celebrities.