I really try to avoid politics because there are too many opinions out there. I feel like if I state how I feel then people will get upset. At this point now I feel like opinions are like a-holes everybody has one. This is a disclaimer : I am not anti-Trump. I am anti- Tom foolery, coonery, Klanism (yeah I made that word up) racist, sexism,ageism ETC. You get the picture. So, without further ado I give to you Comedy in the white house from a comedic perspective by yours truly!
Goodness Gracious Lord have mercy! Donald Trump aka 45 aka Celebrity Apprentice aka Twitter fingers aka Cheeto man aka POTUS but not really a POTUS aka Mr. Grab em by the Kitty Kat aka Blame it on Obama aka RHOWH (Real House wives of White house) aka Fake News ( even though I do agree with that to a certain extent)has been doing the most!
We’ve seen most of his staff quit or get terminated (via Twitter). We’ve seen scandal after scandal. There’s been so much scandal that I think Shonda Rhimes need go on and follow 45 around with cameras for the next three years! Who needs Kerry Washington when the whole cast is literally on the news every day? From James Comey to Stormy Daniels, 45 has a lot of work cut out for himself! In thirty-one years of my life I’ve never seen a president like this!
Last week former FLOUTS Barbara Bush was laid to rest. D.T. Jr. took it to twitter and wrote his condolences. Whoever is in charge of putting out the letters for 45 obviously got the dates wrong and had the years mixed up. Talk about bad timing!
Then the day of the home going service we see Melania Trump aka The first Kim K. before there was a Kim K aka FLOUTS but not really FLOUTS aka the- side –chick- turned- into -wife -who -got cheated -on -with –another- side-chick- was solo dolo! 45 was nowhere to be found. He is so disrespectful!
Trump probably woke up that morning and was like “Aint no funeral bih! I gotta go to Japan, Egypt, or somewhere”! He probably went back to bed and slept until noon! How you not going to show up and pay your respects? That’s just tacky!
My two favorite people up; President Barak Obama and FLOTUS Michelle Obama! Honey when I tell you Michelle came there to slay! Her hair was on point and her dress was cute! They walked in side by side holding hands. They have so much class! I don’t’ care what you say Barak is still President in my eyes.
On the cool I sort of felt bad for Melania because she was by herself. I felt more embarrassed for her. Then, when I saw the picture they took at the repast she didn’t seem upset at all!
She looked more relaxed than anything! I laughed so hard. I can only imagine what she goes through or what every woman has went through with Twitter fingers. It’s such a shame when you think about it. I mean can you imagine waking up to 45 every morning with out his wig on? Oh goodness I think I just threw up in my mouth! You know what I’m going to end it on that note.
So, that’s it for now folks! Until next time!